Will I inspire nightmares in you today? Would you be terrified to meet me in a dark hallway? If you answered "No" then you are a tough cookie and I will have to try harder. However if yes was your answer, then don't worry, I will try to be gentle....
I shall leave you with these pictures before I terrify you further.
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Now I now most people here Zombie and they think brain munching monsters, but there is more to us zombies than that! I for instance still enjoy the finer things in life, like wonderful piano music.
Sure I may be a little green skinned and blood splattered, but that doesn't mean I don't have taste. I want to be a seductive zombie, those run of the mill slovenly zombies give us all a bad name and I am trying to change that image. Don't get me wrong, I still dine on tasty human brains, but I eat them off fine china with proper silver dining utensils. I shall go on my way no and no longer bore you with my diatribe.Please enjoy these glamorous shots of myself.
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Who says just because you are the walking dead you can't have any fashion sense? I mean sure you need to be careful with your fabrics because blood and brains are not easy to get out, but still. I for one love to have new things, and get all fancy showing it off.
Sure I may not make it into the pages of a glossy mag, but that won't stop me.
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When the hunger hits you need to eat, and that is the same with a zombie. In this cause I got the munchies on my way to school, and got my uniform a little messy. What can I say, humans are not exactly a neat food to eat.
Green skin and blood splattered clothing aside, I look pretty cute. Think I could lure you into my trap?
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It is a rough life being a zombie, I mean our food source is less than willing, and even fights us. Though I guess that would be the same for Vampires and Weres as well, but not all "monsters" are the same. I mean I can lounge about in the sun after a snack, so that give me a leg up on the Vampires. And the Weres, seriously they bitch about one freaking night,little crybaby pups! Oh well at least chasing all those tasty human morsels keeps a girl looking fit.
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So it has come to my attention that The Walking Dead started it's latest season last night. I must say my timing couldn't have been better as I have deemed this week my own personal Zombie Week. Not that I really need an excuse to wear fantastical skins, but well it makes me feel less crazy this way.
Of course I had to start Zombie Week off with a cliche graveyard shot. Luckily with Halloween just around the corner finding a graveyard was fairly easy.
I snicker at the fact that my zombiefied self is wearing a t-shirt that has a zombie on it. Maybe it is a relative? Or is that what I was wearing when I was turned into a zombie, pretty ironic if it was.
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