Folly à deux

Yes the title is a play on words. Sometimes I like to pretend that I am witty like that.


Hug us we are cute and furry. Not enough for you? Okay well we do prance about prettily.


I just realized as I was writing this that these and looking at the pictures that it is possible we may have just given some of you nightmares. Oh well......

Credits

Phire

Dress: *katat0nik* (dk pink) Striped Dollie Top 1

Hair: Magika Hair // Delora

Furry: DERP. Reindeer [Dark Brown]

Dawn

Hair: !lamb. Some Velvet Morning - Mad Pack - My Little Pony

Furry: DERP. UniHusky [Rainbow] (limited edition)

Dress: *katat0nik* (lt pink) Lunar Dragon Dress

Poses: Old Lazy Places ones (shop closed but leave a comment to pester Sakura about them if you want )

Miss Moo does mesh

It's Monday and I am back! Since mesh is all the rage I thought I would give it a go. I was a little worried because of my big bovine body, but I was pleasantly surprised. The adorable mesh dress is from JANE and to be honest the only adjustment I had to make was to my boobs. It did however fit my hips and bum with no editing required....yay! Right so off I go before anyone starts craving a steak dinner.

Credits
Cow avatar: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Dress: JANE - tank dress.crush.honey
Hair: [ploom] Krito - Brown
Poses: {TERHO} Cute and Furry

Miss Moo Monday - Roast Beef

Miss Moo decided to hit the beach this weekend. She enjoyed splashing in the surf and even took a few pictures.

She likes showing off her bovine booty. Unfortunately Miss Moo did not remember to wear her sunscreen and she turned up for her photo shoot looking like this...

Hopefully she learned her lesson and next time will not turn a trip to the beach into a spontaneous BBQ.

Credits
Cow Avatar: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Bikini: **Honey*Soul-Bikini-Dot01 (from gacha machine here)
Hair: Exile Riot Girl:Roots-Fern

After shot:
Dress: :::Sn@tch Jaded Beyond Belief:::
Sunburn: Reek - Sunburn

When good beef goes bad!

And I don't mean the stinky kind of bad either! The things I do for you and in the name of fashion. You have no idea how hard it was to cram my hooves into these boots. I did it because I wanted to share with you the best kept secret on Marketplace. You see all but the hair came in a set from Ducknipple. I won't tell you the steal of a price but I will tell you it also came with another dress in white. Of course I didn't wear that because, well it would be hard to see against my beautiful bovine skin.

I suggest you go check things out because there is no telling when this great deal will end.

Credits
Cow Avatar: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Clothing, Jewlery and Boots: Ducknipple SLX Outfit: Shredded on Marketplace
Hair: [Shag] - Voulez-Vous – velvet
Poses: Diesel Works -Cyn

Mooo for your Monday

Miss Moo is here to make you Monday a little more....bovine? What can I say I have a strange need to blog as Miss Moo on Monday, it just makes sense in my head. Anyway She is decked out in some nice goodies, some older than others. Lets start at the top and work down shall we? The hair, while still technically on the new side, it isn't the newest release from Exile. That being said it is still lovely and stretches nicely for my big 'ol head. Now onto my necklace, it's from fri.day at the Albero gacha festival. If you haven't been you really should, it's so addictive. If you are lucky like I am you have friends who shower you with their extras ♥ You have until the 10th to get over there so don't wait around! Oh and speaking of running out of time, while the Seasons Hunt may be over if you hurry over to The Secret Store you may be able to find Steve the Shark and score yourself some shorts like I am wearing. And last but not least my shirt, it is an old standby from Pink Outfitters....it's yellow so of course I love it.

Credits
Cow Avatar: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Shirt: [PO] Brit Krust Button Shirt - sunny
Shorts: The Secret Store - Summer beach shorts - Lagoon (from the Seasons Hunt)
Hair: Exile Bailey:Marone
Necklace: fri. - Thoreau.Necklace (Gold) @ Albero Gacha Festival
Poses: {TERHO}

**Just so you know {TERHO} will be closing it's inworld doors soon and there is a sale going on so if you want good stuff for now much money...go!**

Starting a new life

Hmm the only newness today is the hair again. Well not that is matters because the hair is cool. It's from Derp and for those of you who don't know Derp is where one can find awesome furry avs. What does this have to do with hair you may ask....Well the Derp hair comes in two sizes, "normal" head size and another size that is more suited for a furry (based on the Griffox). I am looking normal today, well normal for me at least.

Credits
Hair: DERP. Hair Molly - Browns Dark @ Hair Fair
Shirt: [ATOMIC] Comfy Pullover VIP - Sunny
Jeans: fri. - Iunno Jeans (Dark Wash)
Liprings: G.G Addicted Piercing L704 black
Skins: *L*Luna - Toffee - Violet
Eyes: Shine Monet Tranquility
Poses: .:StoRin:. around the world poses

A day in the life of the Dairy Queen

The Dairy Queen leads as busy life as sadly there is no Dairy King in her kingdom so all the work falls upon her capable shoulders. She starts each day, weather allowing of course, with a stroll through her garden.

Next up in her busy day is walking through the halls of the palace making sure everything is polished and looking like a million bucks. She also plays coy with the her favorite knight. Hey even a Queen has needs.

Throughout the day she meets with her loyal subjects, which she treats with kindness, doing all she can to make their lives better.

Sometimes she sits upon her throne as she meets with visiting dignitaries, basking in the light from the windows above.

She ends her days staring out over the sea letting the waves wash away her woes before she retires to her chamber for the night.

Credits
Cow AV: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Dress: ~~Ivalde~~ Elaine red goth gown
Headband crown and bracelet: {Violet Voltaire} Pin Cushion Queen Collection
Hair: Exile Holly/brownsugar
Necklace: *KessKreations* Shelly Necklace
Poses: *Luth* and [POSER ALERT]

How do you make a milkshake?

Bounce on a trampoline! I know that is some cheese of epic proportions, but it's Friday and well that is a good enough reason. I remember when I was a kid and my dad had me convinced that chocolate milk came from brown cows and that somewhere there were pink cows that made strawberry milk. What? I was young and gullible, I know that strawberry milk really comes from cows who are fed only strawberries....duh!


I stuck with the whole milkshake theme when I was dressing my beautiful bovine self. See my pretty dress, it's decorated with milkshakes. Tasty tasty looking milkshakes.


Look more tasty milkshakes on my necklace! I have it on good authority that the yellow milkshake was made just for me. Well that is at least my story and I am sticking to it. Eh that is enough words, I need to go find some cookies to go with all my milk.

Credits
Cow AV: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Dress: *katat0nik* (pink) LE Milkshake Dress
Hair: [ploom] Ayden II - Raspberry
Necklace: Lolapop! Milkshake Necklace
Poses: *PERSONA* casual AO poses

The Milkmaid

Yup I am still a cow and today I decided to do my best impression of a milkmaid. Come on it's punny! Just wait to see what else I have in store for my bovine self! I was going to take pictures of myself milking a cow, but that seemed a little dirty even for me. Instead my milkmaid is frolicking in the flowers today.

I figured I would twirl in the flowers to give you a look at the back of my pretty dress. Look I am all tied up...hey get your minds out of the gutter! I am just laced into this dress!

See now your pervy thinking has gotten me all embarrassed. I am going to run off and pretend to be ashamed or something.

~Credits~
Cow AV: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Dress: *Wishbox* Folklore Dirndl (Tulip)
Hair: W&Y HAIR NEW 136
Poses: Lazy Places Katat0nik and Lolita poses and *Luth* Casual AO - Curvy

Moooooooooooooooo

I think there are enough O's in the title to get my point across. For the longest time my blogging partner(or lazy butt) has been trying to get me into a furry AV. I mean she does have a good track record, she got me to go neko and elf for a while, but I held my ground on the furry. Till now that is, but of course I wanted to be different I had to be cute, but different. With the help of a friend or two I found the cow.

I am probably strange wanting to be a cow and possibly warped because I am dressed in leather. I think it is hilarious to be a cow dressed in leather though so as long as I am amused that is all that matters right? Well my leather pants and halter are both from Sn@tch. I chose the green halter because it pairs so nicely with my necklace.

Technically it is a men's necklace, but since it is mod and I do have a bigger neck now it worked out great. The beads that are green are color change, I think I am technically on the rust setting in that picture, but there is a green without the rust flecks and a brown. Oh and yes I gave myself a rack with a cleavage enhancer, cause well I like having boobies.

Credits!
Cow AV: DERP. Bovine [Guernsey Brown]
Halter: :::Sn@tch Girl Band Leather Halters::: - green
Pants: :::Sn@tch Wicked Winter Leather:::- black
Cleavage [Ayumi] Cleavage - Type3 - GREYSCALE
Hair: Clawtooth Good Evening - Break of dawn (tinted darker)
Necklace: Shine Vis necklace
Poses: Lazy Places Fluff n' Stuff